‘Cause you’re gay
and you can tell
who other gay people are? Do you know how l know
How? You like Coldplay. You’re dead. [both groaning] Come on. Leave my torso alone
at least. l also wanted to call… and see what night
you might want to go out. l’m actually free tonight. Okay. Now, l was thinking
maybe this weekend,
but that’s good. Okay. (Trísh)
Great. Okay, what time
do you want to pick me up? Let’s see. That’s actually
kind of a problem
because l ride a bike. That’s cool.
Are you kíddíng me? l love getting on the back
of a motorcycle. My boyfriend in college
drove a motorcycle. So, l mean, l’m cool. Yeah, l bet that was cool.
l ride a bicycle. You know how l know
that you’re gay? How? You like the movie
Maíd ín Manhattan. You know how l know
How? l saw you make a spinach dip
in a loaf of
sourdough bread once. You know how l know
How? You have a rainbow
bumper sticker on your car
that says: ”l love it
when balls are in my face.” That’s gay? God damn it! l’m ripping your head off
right now. It’s off. And now l’m throwing it
at your body. Fuck you! You guys… she’s picking me up
in an hour. Oh, drag, dude. She’s picking you up
Yeah. That’s fucked up, man. Why?
Why? Seriously. l mean,
Iook at this place, man. You gotta see this through
the eyes of a woman,
you know? What is she going to think
when she comes in here? Look. He’s got a billion toys.
So what? And more video games
than a teenaged Asian kid. lt’s all right. ls that the
Síx Míllíon Dollar Man’s boss? lt’s Oscar Goldman. Why do you have that?
That’s worth a lot of money. That’s much more valuable
than Steve Austin. Well, that may be the case.
But none of this shit
is sexy, okay? l’m not
trying to be sexy, man. l mean, seriously, Asia? You framed an Asia poster? How hard did the people
at the frame store laugh… when you brought this in?
They did not laugh at me. Know why you’re gay?
Because you like Asia. You guys cool it
with the gay. You know, she’s on her way
over here, okay? First, you relax, okay? Just stop calming me down
and tell me what l should do. Okay, we iust take everything
that’s embarrassing… and we move it out of here. So it doesn’t look like
you live in Neverland Ranch. Hi.
Hi. How are you? Good. So, you wanna head out? Did you iust
move in or something? No. Actually l’m getting
new carpet in. l’m having carpet
put in tomorrow, so…. Well, you know.
Looks good with the floors. Yeah.
All right. l should tear up
the hard wood… and see if there’s
carpet underneath. That’s never the case. This is gonna be fun.